May 17
That awkward moment when the fat kid says “that’s how I roll”.
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May 17
I MEAN, YOU KNOW ME AND YOU KNOW I’M NOT RACIST BUT I WOULD NEVER LIKE, DATE A MALLARD, RIGHT? IT’S COOL THAT THEY APPRECIATE SOME WOMANLY CURVES BUT I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE MACHO POSTURING AND THE SEASONAL MIGRATION. HE KEEPS ASKING ME OUT, THOUGH, AND I’M RUNNING OUT OF EXCUSES.
STOP STARING. KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME. I DON’T WANT HIM COMING OVER HERE. THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY AWKWARD.
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May 09
- me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
- face: here's some acne
- school: here's some work
- friends: here's a knife in the back
- parents: here's some added pressure
- crush: here's my new girlfriend
- me: ok
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